Given a long weekend, I decided to jet over to Taiwan with some friends [one of whom has family all over Taiwan]. Let me tell you, Taiwan is the place to be. Fusing the best of Chinese culture with subtle aspects of Japanese architecture and cleanliness – everywhere I went was fantastic. The architecture is cool, everyone uber friendly, and the weather was superb. Also, I ate till I thought I might rupture and then ate one more thing. Exaggeration and hyperbole have no place in that statement, at one point I had finished eating fruit [consisting of 2 mangos, 2 papaya, a handful of tomatoes, and some sections of watermelon] to find that we were going to eat breakfast [salty soy milk, fried goodness breads, etc] then to find out we were returning to eat more fruit. Another day, I counted no less than six hours of solid eating, including a two hour hot pot. Yet, I still met each meal with eagerness, tried new things, and hoped I wouldn’t end up like a Monty Python sketch [scan ahead a minute if you want to spare yourself a delightful ditty about male endowment].
Taiwan’s selection and the deliciousness of that selection of fruit is simply amazing. Did you know there are yellow fleshed watermelons? We got to try a another type of watermelon with yellow skin, with red meat – an experiment by a local grower. Not as sweet or juicy, but a firm flesh that was still pretty tasty. There are tomatos that call down angels to sing in your mouth and did you know there were at least 4 different types of mangos? Just amazing.
That’s just fruit. Let alone the pieces of fried chicken as big as your face, the stinky tofu, the fried blood, fishy peanuts, and the oddities of cuisine that cause my heart to leap with joy. My favorite, by far, was the deep fried potato, covered in a neon nacho cheese [which turned out to be vanilla-ish flavored], and covered with your selection of toppings [mushrooms, bacon, pork, etc etc etc]. This was, by far, one of the most gross things I think I’ve eaten. Your brain is prepared for the salty gooey-ness of nacho cheese, coupled with the crisp of potato. Instead, something sickeningly sweet greets your tastebuds - give me the barn-yard flavor of stinky tofu anyday.
And desserts! Ice confections that melt joyously in your mouth. Just a land of culinary delights. If you are hungry, you must go to Taiwan.
Oh..and there are sights too.